never ever ever
Allen: But you have to grow up...
Me: Nope, not me. I have a secret medicine.
Ethan: Can you gimme some too? I never ever ever wanna grow up!
Me: Yeah, me too.
I’m sure I’m being immature but fuck you.
Liz Phair - Extraordinary
random facts of the day
Peculiarities. What is peculiar in the life of a man consists not in his obedience, but his opposition to his instincts. I’m a really weird person! I’ll keep my phone by my ear even when it’s unnecessary. If I’m in the middle of doing something and the conversation ends, I keep the phone there not because I want to savor the moment (LOL) but because I’m...
I’m only human
hey guys, it's from pokemon
Jesse: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!
Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.
Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.
Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?
I'm lawlzingg like crazy!
Today, in my serious heart to heart conversation with my parents, my dad mentioned the future as a train. He said, “It’s like a train and you have to decide on which one to get on and if you spend too much time deciding you’ll be too late. It just keeps going.” And as much as it scared the hell out of me, I was completely soothed because my mind instantly started playing...
janetsongg asked: I DONT WANNA PUT IT IN QUOTATIONS!
the fine line
between love and hate. I never really realized how hard it was to find love. And this probably sounds like a cheesy monologue from a tween chick flick but I’ve never considered the quest for love until maybe two.. three days ago? I mean, my… ‘plan’ is to be married by 26? 27? 28? I don’t know. That may be an early age.. but that’s what I look forward to in my...
not a good day? or what? It was sunny today. I was rested today. Cereal was good today. I was happy today. APs were over today. I fell in love today. Steak was yummy today. I caught up on all my TV today. My guitar was played again today. And most importantly, I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY!
Better to say to much. →
1. Thank you for everything you’ve done. Through the good and the bad you’ve been there. Through the nonsense you’ve been there. Through the times I didn’t want you there you’ve been there. I love you and I don’t know how but one day, I’m gonna give it all back to you. Promise. 2. I know your secrets and I could so use them against you :) You best be...
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY :) my mommy was cleaning the kitchen and she couldn’t reach the top so she asked for my daddy’s help true love ♡ -EDIT- this happened a while ago but it’s still cutesy :)
I'm just a human bean
Warning: These next weeks will be hell. and I will be bitchy and moody and grumpy. I apologize ahead of time. Need to know the secret weapon? JM.
The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth...– Bob Marley